 Twitter Definition: Telling the world what you had for breakfast/lunch/dinner in 140 characters or less. Failing that, telling one specific person (with the use of Twitter's @replies) that you did not get a seat on the train either. In short, twitter is a way for text-addicts to keep texting, even when no one will listen. Usage: "Just had the most AWESOME eggs." "@iYam OMG, I was totally stuck standing on the metro this morning too! Don't you hate that?!" Posted by JaneMcEntegart on April 22, 2009 at 08:45:04 Pacific |
Twitter Definition: Twitter is the social networking site for those who do not have enough friends and require random strangers to know minute details of their lives that can be described in 140 characters or less. These people are referred to as "twitterers", "twittererers", or simply, "twits". Usage: As in Web Site Story: I'm on Twitter, I'm on Twitter, and I'm Tweeting I'm singing a song! but it's seven characters too long... Posted by jeffcasavant on September 7, 2009 at 09:41:19 Pacific |
Twitter Definition: The new myspace of the internet, but without most of the emos. A place for people to post whatever is going on in their boring lives, even though no one will ever read what they write.. Usage: Apple user: Hi there! You should totally get a twitter account and join my wiki, then blog about how much fun it is :D lol!!1! Regular person: Get the hell off my lawn! Posted by Daneel on April 28, 2009 at 05:24:08 Pacific |
Twitter Definition: Twitter is a social network for total losers. It's used for typing messages that are twelve characters to long then you have to cut out letters until it's unreadable. Usage: Loser: "Follow me on Twitter!" Normal person: "That site sucks! I'll never join Twitter!" Posted by bbman225 on March 13, 2012 at 18:10:03 Pacific |
Twitter Definition: Proof that the end of civilization is at hand. 140 character tidbits about peoples lives. An ego-boosting tool for people with no life, or something to sell. Usage: Oh my she's twitterpated again. Posted by dahmn8r on March 8, 2010 at 20:39:27 Pacific |
Twitter Definition: A free social messaging tool that lets people stay connected through brief text message updates up to 140 characters in length. Twitter is based on users answering the question "What are you doing?" You then post their thoughts, observations, and goings-on in their day. Updates are posted on users Twitter profile page through SMS text messaging, the Twitter Web site, instant messaging, RSS, e-mail, or through other social applications and sites, such as Facebook. Usage: I spent half the day on Twitter when I was stuck on jury duty yesterday. Posted by sdale on March 24, 2009 at 08:39:39 Pacific |
Twitter Definition: twitter is a social networking site 4 people who cant get girlfriends or dont get attention and have their butt holes stretched by their stepfathers so their farts r silent .....and that is the utter truth Usage: sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Posted by CK Spoon on June 25, 2010 at 18:02:06 Pacific |
Twitter Definition: The sound a bird makes Usage: He could hear the twitter of sparrows Posted by Schnokers on March 16, 2011 at 10:03:38 Pacific |
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