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Noob

Definition: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi... Often incorrectly used in place of "newbie", a noob is someone who is not only inexperienced with - or lacks knowledge about - a given subject, but also steadfastly refuses to learn from those with more experience and knowledge. A newbie is simply ignorant, a noob is a PITA.
Usage: That noob has been been posting in all caps for 2 months and still wonders why nobody answers his questions.
Posted by DerbyDad03 on April 23, 2009 at 10:22:20 Pacific

Noob

Definition: Let's say a noob is a pre-geek.
Only a geek can use such a contemptuous word for his fellow being.
Usage: Some proverbs :

"Little noob will become bigeek"
"Everyone is a noob for someone"
Posted by Doc Computer on November 24, 2009 at 08:01:38 Pacific

Noob

Definition: one who is not 1337; a luzr. Usu. spelling: n00b. A n00b, some n00bz.
Can be identified by its use of CAPS Lock or CaMeLcApS in everyday conversation.
Usage: We do not date n00bz, we pwn them!
Posted by jeffcasavant on September 7, 2009 at 09:35:27 Pacific

Noob

Definition: An idiot who thinks they know everything about something and usually complain that more experienced people don't know anything. The term is usually found in games, and most people get it confused with "newbie" or "newb". Noob and newbie DO NOT mean the same thing. Also, a noob is not a QQ.
Usage: Dude, if you keep running too far away from me I can't heal you. Stop being a noob and stay closer to me!
Posted by Nofew on June 24, 2009 at 16:01:13 Pacific

Noob

Definition: Perpetual newb, person that will never cease to be a newbie because he or she is not willing to learn, annoying experienced users.
Usage: That newb that just joined, he thinks he knows everything and won't listen to anyone, what a NOOB!
Posted by pollock on June 9, 2009 at 15:31:35 Pacific

Noob

Definition: One who lacks experience but claims expertise usually followed by a large helping of expletives to support their wisdom on the subject.
Usage: I AM NOT A NOOB!!!! YOUR MOM IS A NOOB!!!!
Posted by Slowranger on April 28, 2009 at 15:44:40 Pacific

Noob

Definition: Anyone who has to read a geek dictionary to know what a term means..
Usage: You're all noobs. Go figure :/
Posted by Daneel on April 30, 2009 at 08:16:17 Pacific

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