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LART

Definition: LART: Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool;
an importand peice of equipment for everyone. Usually taking the form of a bat, or a plank of wood. A LART is used mostly from an IT Helpdesk to knock some sense into their users. One common situation is when the same pleb using their network repeatedly breaks something and/or repeatedly blames the computer for their own stupidity.
Usage: I'm having so many user related problems today, I think I'm going to need my LART.
Posted by hazzzaa on April 28, 2009 at 17:14:57 Pacific

LART

Definition: Lart can also be used to Compress the Phrase "I Laughed so hard, I farted!" In the middle of many intense gaming sessions Lart can be referred to and manipulated to suit many different Contexts.
Usage: Ap: Dude, you shot me while I was in mid flight.
Ap: Hey you there?
(5 minutes passes)
Dj: Oh my god ! my cat just jumped from across the room, slammed into my monitor, leapt off onto my face, and back-flipped over the table which made my mouse land upside down. Thats what shot you !
AP: U Srs?
(5 minutes passes)
Ap: LART
Dj: Id go see a doctor if i were you...
Posted by CoreolisEffect on April 29, 2009 at 16:52:20 Pacific

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