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 Apple Definition: An electronics company that manufactures devices designed to give mentally disabled people self-esteem and a false sense of superiority. Usage: That idiot won't shut up about his Apple MacBook. Posted by dagnabbit on April 27, 2009 at 14:19:23 Pacific |
Apple Definition: A "technology" evil megacorporation with a religious following maintained by a large advertising budget and higher product pricing. Usage: Scientology is on the way out, Apple continues to gain followers through the introduction of the i[noun-goes-here] Posted by pjargon on April 28, 2009 at 07:54:52 Pacific |
Apple Definition: Apple is a manufacturer of computer and mobile devices. Its products include Macintosh desktops and laptops, as well as the iPhone and iPod line of MP3 players. Apple also develops its own line of software. The company was founded on April 1st, 1976, by Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Ronald Wayne. The company holds roughly 9% of the world's computer market. Usage: My PC always breaks down, gets viruses, needs maintenance, requires updates, and just feels flimsy and low quality overall--wished I had an Apple computer instead. Posted by svenolsen on April 29, 2009 at 17:09:53 Pacific |
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